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Kimberly A. Cook

Are You A C.r.e.a.t.i.v.e.?

October 23, 2012 By Kimberly A. Cook Leave a Comment

by Kimberly A. Cook        (Twitter@ WarriorTales)

In the land of orange pumpkins, are you an albino pumpkin? Do you stick out among friends and family? Do you consider gazing out the window to be mind work and eavesdropping on bystanders homework? Then you might be a creative.

This white pumpkin outside my New Seasons grocery store got me to thinking. How many times have I felt like a creative albino pumpkin in an orange pumpkin world?

Learn to rejoice in your unique role. (I prefer unique to odd, sounds more French) What are our creative strengths? What traits do we bring to the world and our planet? Here are a few.

Curiosity. Life-long learners, we never stop questioning or exploring the world around us. We embrace small details and the big picture at the same time. We believe connect-the-dots is not a game we only play as kids. Cats understand us and dogs know we are always up for an adventure.

Resolute. We will spend seven years writing a story and not give up on it because we know kids will want to read about a world of wizards, aka J.K. Rowling. When all about us are following the trend, we fight upstream like a salmon to create the next new thing, like Hobbits or Twitter or flash mobs.

Energy. When we get that aha moment which solves a dilemma or a writing challenge, we light up like a stadium spotlight. Power will pulse from our skin and we’ll type streams of words to create new worlds, save nations, celebrate love and heal pain. Comic strips may be involved.

Attitude. We fight for our characters, our stories, our books and our words. We know it’s not how many five-star reviews we have on Amazon.com, but how many hearts we touch, entertain and educate. We know our lives will end one day but our words and works will live on and that is enough. Except for intellectual property estate planning. Copyright extends seventy years beyond our death, so plan for it.

Time. Everyone has the same amount of hours on this earth and we choose to spend our time creating. Make art not crap is our mantra. Mastery of any craft takes work and patience. If we give up too soon, we miss our earned goal. We have to practice and hone our craft over time. Nora Robert’s number one writing rule, “Ass in the chair.”

Inventive. We like to create worlds and push boundaries. With our inventor hats on we have created tribbles, E.T., vampires, talking dogs, wizards, James Bond, Madagascar penguins and Garfield the cat. No one knows what will become of their creations, but we give life to new personalities out of thin air. We are Dr. Frankenstein.

Vicarious. Adventurers of space, foreign lands and haunted houses, we will create worlds we might never want to visit, but we will take others along for the ride. We invite readers into our fantasies and fears. In our stories we show humanity; the good, the bad and the warts. We teach with mental pictures.

Explain. We try to make sense of our world by crafting ideas and lands which inform us of how we have lived and how we strive to live in the future. We struggle to understand our roles on this planet and our life’s purpose through creating. We document the lives and loves of an entire planet and envision a future for all.

Be a proud albino pumpkin creative. We creatives celebrate the unusual, the great, the pain and hope of all people on a little planet called earth. Which looks kinda like a pumpkin. We are creatives, watch us soar!

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Jump For Joy On Friday!

October 19, 2012 By Kimberly A. Cook 2 Comments

by Kimberly A. Cook        (Twitter@ WarriorTales)

It’s the middle of October and the holidays are almost upon us.  For everyone who’s already eaten their “pre-Halloween” candy supplies, let’s work off some of that sugar.

Watch how this little goat, Pipsqueak, does his aerobics at home. Pass the M&Ms and have a Happy Quirky Friday!

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Do You Know About Special Author Math?

October 16, 2012 By Kimberly A. Cook 3 Comments

by Kimberly A. Cook          (Twitter@ WarriorTales)

(Alert: Long Blog Post)

Last month I tried to reduce my bundled cable bill. I know, it would have been easier to invade a small country, but I enjoy tilting at corporations. When my first new bill showed up, I was confused. By the time the company explained how they put me in a higher package price but downgraded it with discounts to get a smaller cost, it hit me. “Oh, this is special cable math,” I said. The cable gal on the phone laughed, but agreed with me.

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Now, the reason I can kinda understand this is because I know about special author math. Whenever a new writer wants to know if I’m rich because I’m an author, it’s time for another lesson in special author math.

The basics. A first-time category paperback romance author published by a New York house may get a $3,000 advance and then 6 percent royalties. That is six percent off a cover price of 4.99, which is 29 cents per book sold. So if the author sells 10,344 books, they earn $2,999.76 beyond their advance, for a total of $5,999.76. Used to be royalties were paid out every six months.

So the book it took an author two years to write and perfect is on the shelves for six weeks, tops. The book may get foreign reprint rights in other countries, but let’s assume not.

A first-time indie published ebook romance fiction writer can put their ebook up on Kindle for free and charge 4.99 per copy and get either a 35 or 70 percent royalty rate minus the digital delivery fee. Let’s chose 70 percent royalty, so 3.49 per book minus one cent for delivery fee equals 3.48. If this author sells 10,344 ebooks, she earns $35,997.12. Plus the digital book can sell online forever.

Notice the difference between a romance fiction paperback published by a New York house and the indie published romance fiction ebook. $35,997.12 – $5,999.76 equals $29,997.36. Now the New York traditional publishers are getting $12.99 for some of their bestselling author ebooks, so you know who is not getting the benefit of that author math. These numbers also explain why the record industry went indie years ago.

Now, anyone selling 10,000 copies of a book is a big deal. Granted, the New York romance publishers have set distribution channels, but the ebook is the great liberator for authors.

There are also a zillion other things to consider in this simplistic example from quality of writing, to cover art, distribution channels, marketing, etc., when looking at the numbers, but this author special math is one reason so many authors are going indie. It’s one of the main reasons I did in 2006 with my non-fiction book and will continue to do so for all my books.

Here are some more author math numbers; the average indie published print-on-demand book (POD) sells 300 copies. No typo, 300 copies. (This is where I have a huge problem with the marketing packages many POD companies charge; they make their money on the up sell of producing the book, not the actual copies of a book sold.)

So if you spend $10,000 on a package to publish your $4.99 paperback book and you get a generous 35 percent royalty, ($1.74) you will need to sell at least 5,747 books to break even and that is without cover design, ISBN numbers, etc. Know your numbers and vet the POD houses before spending big bucks.

If you’re going paperback POD and ebook, which I did, make sure you do a return on investment calculation. Take the cost of the “package” divided by your royalties to see how many books you would need to sell to break even. Then put that number next to 300 books. Compare your numbers and the 300 book average. Reality check time! Do not quit your day job or take a loan on the house to self-publish a book.

Now, let me add this number; more than 1,000 books are published every day in the United States. So the book chatter out there is big time. Granted this includes everything from the latest Manga book to cookbooks, but you get my math.

The publishing industry is undergoing massive change right now because our publishing tools and methods are changing. But in that chaos comes opportunities for writers and authors who like to publish to the sound of the new author math. The writing needs to be clean and good, the package pretty and spell checked, but it can be done.

My goal has always been to sell books around the world while I’m sleeping; that day arrived several years ago with the online market. Consider how you want your author math to stack up. Any battle plan requires a recon of the terrain and mission goals. I expect no less from fellow writers.

Be an informed author/publisher/writer and spend your dollars and time wisely. Make sure the special author math works to your advantage, so we can all pay our special cable math bills.

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What Is The Best Food For Rain?

October 12, 2012 By Kimberly A. Cook 1 Comment

by Kimberly A. Cook            (Twitter@ WarriorTales)

The weather guessers say we are getting rain today. Normally this would not be a major deal in Oregon, but we haven’t had a good soaking in almost three months. We’re pretty much talking Ark ramifications here in my home state.  Our Duck web toes and Beaver tails are pretty dry and cracked.

Since I just picked my last three Fall strawberries from my patio garden on Monday, I kid you not, I guess it’s time to welcome the monsoons. One of the best ways for me to enjoy the dark damp season here is to concentrate on food; favorite comfort food. So for this Quirky Friday I give you S’mores engineering. Make sure your pantry is stocked for the winter! Happy Quirky Friday!

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Can You Capture The Best Tech To Build Your Media Empire?

October 9, 2012 By Kimberly A. Cook Leave a Comment

by Kimberly A. Cook          (Twitter@ WarriorTales)

My name is Kim and I have a love/hate relationship with technology. I yell at my new cell phone when I can’t figure out how to answer a phone call, then later gush in amazement when the digital photo I uploaded to Costco prints as a fabulous poster. Welcome to digital ditzy.

One of the main reasons I changed to an Android phone, besides the fact Blackberry was sinking, is I wanted to use the Square. www.square.com For those not in the know, the Square is this fabulous little white cube you plug into a smart phone or iPad. (Not a Blackberry) Square processes credit cards, charges you a small fee, then delivers money in your bank account the next day. Nirvana for those of us with BORS (back of room sales) for physical books.

Mourning Dove in my backyard birdie spa.

I read business news to see what other digital developments might help make me more moola. An announcement that Starbucks will be taking mobile payments from Square at their 7,000 corporate-run stores in November perked me up. Pun intended. Starbucks invested $25 million in Square in August to adopt the technology and process all its credit and debit payments.As goes Starbucks, so go I. Learning from the best includes business advice as well as writing advice. Starbucks will be using Square’s Wallet app so you can pay with your phone, no cube needed. Square also launched their online directory last Wednesday so you can find which of the 200,000 vendors use Wallet app right now; it will even point you to the closest Starbucks. A necessity for all writers.

Square was founded in 2009 by CEO Jack Dorsey, the same guy who invented that other little app, Twitter. And next summer those using the Wallet app will be able to tip their barista. Another great idea.

So while I’m having fun thinking about being an author/publisher wallet app vendor in the future who can sell ebooks anywhere in the world, I’m also keeping my eye on Mark Cuban, the “Shark Tank” guy. Cuban invested $1 million in a Portland startup company here called Little Bird. www.getlittlebird.com

“Little Bird (as in “a little bird told me…”) helps find and reach online experts on any topic. It’s aimed at marketers and others seeking to reach and communicate with people who have influence in a given community,” said The Oregonian article by Mike Rogoway on Oct. 6. Another little Portland company also kicked in some bucks, our own Wieden+Kennedy ad firm.

What better place for an author to be than up close and in tight with a Little Bird and a Square? In the spirit of business, success and “putting a bird on it,” follow the money!

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Got Stress? Think Outside The Cupcake!

October 5, 2012 By Kimberly A. Cook Leave a Comment

by Kimberly A. Cook          (Twitter@ WarriorTales)

It’s been one of those weeks. I admit I’ve returned from lunch where I had a chocolate mousse shooter dessert at our local Applebee’s. Sometimes chocolate really is the only answer. Whether in cookie or cupcake form, it works.

When life gives you big challenges or bumps in the road, you have to learn to think outside the cupcake. So in case you need to “Keep Calm and Eat A Cupcake,” here is how to do it. Happy Quirky Friday!

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